Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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