bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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