I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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