North Korea, Best Korea!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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