haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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