i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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