first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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