I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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