Midget sex pt 2 tonight
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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