Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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