you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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