That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the day after is always just damage control
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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