What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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