I hope mine doesn't look like that
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She announced her abortion via fbk
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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