That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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