Me too!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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