spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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