I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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