he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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