Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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