just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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