Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i think im in europe. pls send help
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