I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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