All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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