Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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