I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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