Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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