Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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