dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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