So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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