Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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