i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
