they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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