We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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