How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you will always have a special place in my vag
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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