Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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