If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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