Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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