It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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