Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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