Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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