Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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