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he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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