I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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