I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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