did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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