he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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