Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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