I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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