The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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