Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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