Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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