I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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