East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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