Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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