Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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