My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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