Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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