I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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