that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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